Groom
If you ever see him fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear HELP THE BEAR! Cause he will eat it and claim protein is protein
Bride
Is extremely obsessed with Beyoncé and crashed out over the TikTok ban
Best Man
Alex contributes to Charles’ weaponry problems. We don’t need more swords!
Maid of Honor
Taylor laughs in serious situations and is most likely to get us all drunk on accident…Hangover Part 4?!
Groomsman
Cristian likes to lift weights and is a great hype man. Oh and he got hands
Bridesmaid
Destiny enjoys pasta and has an ungodly amount of tumblers
Groomsman
Markeis is a pool shark and likes motorized bicycles. Not a fan of Jimmy Johns prefers tacos.
Bridesmaid
Yesi is always hungry and takes pictures with Hennessy bottles on her head…she’s probably contacting aliens
Groomsman
Looks mean but is a teddy bear. Obsessed with a good plaid shirt.
Bridesmaid
Ariel is a great mom loves a good Texas Roadhouse roll. She was Adele in a past life.
Groomsman
Avery definitely got in trouble as a kid for talking too much in school. He also sells homemade beauty products he’s basically Rihanna
Bridesmaid
Loops is an instigator and does it for the plot she be lying just because
Groomsman
Jose also has a motorized bicycle and throws great parties…thinks we don’t notice he brings his own hot sauce everywhere
Bridesmaid
Jasmine leaves you on read and is also a great mom!
Groomsman
Michael is pretty quiet and suspicious. Most likely working for the FBI
Bridesmaid
Dalia always needs help with her homework. Loves Amazon’s return policy
Officiant
That’s my little bub-bubs and she used to stab people for money!
Ring Bearer
A man of many names but we call him Peeps. Don’t stand too close though he needs his space
Flower Girl
Ms. Personality 2025 is a real Disney Princess
Flower Girl
Cuddle bug also a true Disney Princess seriously they can talk to animals