FAQs

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Did you really get married?

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Yes.

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Did you change your last names?

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Nope

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Why did you do something that is historically based on patriarchal confines and honestly just seems so normal?

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Well...we like each other a lot. Also we want to be responsible for each other's medical decisions and easily share our beautiful desert estate and life contributions. And this was cheaper and more fun than seeing a lawyer.

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How can I help?

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We could use some help decorating and setting up the food and drinks :D

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What can I get you as a present?

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Please do not stress about getting us a gift. To be honest we are old, don’t plan on having kids or pets and our housewares inventory is in pretty great shape. But if you really want to get us a gift we do have some renovations planned at the homestead and want to honeymoon in Japan so any assistance to make those dreams a reality would be much appreciated.

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Should I eat before hand? Not sure what you hippie kids mean by "snacks".

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By snacks we mean a giant multi-table large pile of so many snacks. All the cheese, dips, veggies, fruit, chocolates, chips, pretzels, bread and various finger foods you could handle.

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I'm coming from out of town, can you help me find a place to crash?

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Yes, we have some room at our homestead and some nice friends in the area with some extra sleeping space. Just ask and we can help out.

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You keep mentioning that the Buffalo ceremony wasn't normal, what do you mean?

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We forgo-ed most of the traditional rituals of the common American wedding. No wedding party, no prayers, no candles, no garters, etc. There were a lot of flashing light, triangles and strange sounds-it was pretty great.