Aimee & Bradley
Wedding Party
Steffi Stull
Maid of Honor
Steffi is Aimee's other half (sorry Brad). We've been besties since 1992. She used to love the Hokey Pokey but she turned herself around and is now the only white girl I know who can hip hop better than the Biebs. She is constantly craving hot dogs. A social butterfly. Fabulous ends in "us"..coincidence? I think not!
Cory Sharp
Best Man
Brad’s college accomplice. He’s an Architect by day and a Lord of Lords by night. If opportunity doesn’t knock, he builds a door. You always know where he’s at in a crowd, he’s not loud or anything. Great friend, obviously, he’s the best man.
Emily Hartk... something
Bridesmaid
Aimee's younger sister who loves wearing work out clothes more than she works out. She got accepted into every college she applied to AND raps caucasionally.... Hard work never killed anyone but she's not willing to take a chance. She's too young to die.
David Brockshus
Groomsman
Brad's old roommate. Professional Procrastinator. He’s not lazy, he’s on energy saver mode. Award-winning alcohol evangelist. Total introvert. Wannabe troublemaker. Bacon enthusiast.
Shealyn Kloeppel
Bridesmaid
Aimee's older sister whose hobbies are breakfast, lunch, dinner and all meals in between. She's a pro at elevating small talk into medium talk. Hates people. Loves kids, just not her students. She's a mediocre human...at best. She prefers her puns intended.
Will Hedrick
Groomsman
Brad's Friend. Friends are like boobs.You’ve got big ones, small ones, real ones and fake ones. Will is a real one. He's been making the snuggie look good since 2009.
Megan Cameron
Bridesmaid
Aimee's oldest sister who has the most kind heart but will go into survival mode if you tickle her feet. With twins at home, her life is about as organized as a $5 DVD bin at Walmart. As a human she would definitely be recommended by 4 out of 5 people who recommend things.
Charlie Cowell
Groomsman
Brad's Friend. Amateur internet scholar and moonlighting economics teacher. Thinker- therefore he's single. Biking fanatic. Total beer maven.
Alyssa Zarembinski
Bridesmaid
Aimee's cousin who has 2 young daughters at home and is a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants (on the weekends). A caffeine dependent life-form. Whispers "WTF" to herself at least 30x a day. This woman can pour herself a drink, put on some lipstick and get her shit together faster than Shea can eat.
Eric Porsch
Groomsman
Brad's Friend. God is pretty creative... just look at this guy. When his mind is made up, don't confuse him with facts.
Alison Wehde
Bridesmaid
Brad's sister who lives vicariously through herself. She's a dentist in the U.S. Navy who's quote in life should be "sassy, classy and a bit smart assy". She fits right in with the Crouch Girls. Her opinion may change but not the fact that she's right. On a scale of 1-10...she's a 15!
Dustin Pratt
Groomsman
Brad's Friend. He never makes the same mistake twice. A minimum of 5-7 times is typically necessary in order for him to learn anything. Professional bar hopper. Social butterfly. Easily Distracted.
Lauren Crouch
Junior Bridesmaid
Aimee's bible huggin', crucifix wearin', honk if you love Jesus, cousin. Lauren is just another papercut survivor living amongst us. Her relationship status? Netflix, popcorn and sweatpants. Also, she told me she's too busy to come to the wedding....
Allison Crouch
Junior Bridesmaid
Aimee's cousin, decreases the world sucking and is absolutely awkward on purpose, or so she says. She can quote any movie better than the actors in it. Don't think for one second she actually cares what you have to say. God bless her parents.
Clio Pessetti
Personal Attendant
Introducing her to my family: Me: This is Clio! Shea: Like Cleopatra? Me: No, that's just her Italian name Dad: Well, what's her English name? Me: Uhhh....I don't know #italianbesties (Her English name is Kylie btw...) God gave her a lot of hair, but not a lot of height!
Katie Brown
Personal Attendant
Aimee's unbelievably talented bestie. Katie played softball at the University of Iowa and anytime we hung out, I told people I ran track so I'd be half as cool as her. Katie always learns from mistakes of others who took her advice. #brilliant Katie is so busy she needs 6 months of vacation, twice a year.
Abby Hiller
Personal Attendant
Aimee's bestie from High School. We really hit it off our senior year of high school when we both realized the equal hatred for almost everyone at that school. Abby gives 100% at everything she does (except donating blood)... We used to run to the frozen yogurt shop, eat a big cup full, then walk home so we didn't barf it back up. #truefriend
Jake Cameron
Usher
Aimee's brother-in-law. Living proof that accidents happen... His brain is divided into 2 parts: Right and Left. In right, there's nothing left. In left, there's nothing right. He's known at the gym as the "before picture".
Ryne Kloeppel
Usher
Aimee's Brother-In-Law. Ryne tries to be funny because being attractive isn't an option. He's a social drinker, hence why he's so social. His favorite quote, "It's not long but it sure is skinny!"
Ethan Hartk...something
Usher
Aimee's Brother-in-law. Coffee Nerd. If mornings started at noon, he'd be a morning person. In some cultures what he does is considered normal... He's free of all prejudices- he hates everyone equally.
Finley Cameron
Flower Girl
Aimee's Niece. Finley takes after her dad. She has quite the attitude and even though she doesn't talk yet, she somehow talks her way out of getting in trouble. She's a strong woman in a little girl's body. Just wait till she's walking down the aisle!!
Charleigh Kloeppel
Flower Girl
Aimee's Niece. Charleigh's hobbies, like her mother, are all meals. She hasn't missed one yet! Charleigh loves everyone, unlike her mother. She has her daddy's dimples and Aimee's looks. She's pretty stinking cute.
Kiptyn Cameron
Ring Bearer
Aimee's Nephew. Kip is pretty jealous of his parents, knowing he'll never have a child as cool as him. He let's his twin sister boss him around already. Soon enough he'll make it known that he is older (by three minutes...).