Groom
Knows an unhealthy amount about Elvis movies
Bride
Ate a glowstick and lived
Maid of Honor
Is not allowed within 100 yards of Timothée Chalamet
They of Honor
Has read more fan fiction than you
Bridesmaid
Literally discovered Blesdoe State Park by herself
Bridesman
Forgets he's diabetic when cookie cake is around
Bridesman
Was once tied to a chair and interrogated (by Ben) for asking a girl for her number
Best Woman
Is getting replaced by Aidan as "Coolest Boivin"
Groomsman
Last spotted in Bosnia
Groomsman
Expelled from college thanks to a tweet
Groomsman
Currently writing the script for Tusk 2: The Tuskening
Groomsman
Sneezed so much he'd get kicked out of class in high school