FAQs

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Where in the world is this weird place?

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Right behind The Margaret Cleveland at Walther Gardens! 3701 Southern Avenue Baltimore Maryland 21206

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What are we even doing?!

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AG and Pat are having a wedding ceremony and then we're all going to eat a picnic and play yard games in the 13-acre cemetery. There's a contest for the coolest picnic blanket and a fire at dark for the party animals.

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What should I wear?

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We will be outside all day on uneven ground. Please dress for unpredictable weather in festive layers both for comfort and because it looks cool. Comfortable shoes are a must! This is a great opportunity to show off your killer boots and get creative with color and texture. Wedding colors are pastels with small pops of black, if you wanna pick up on that.

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Gifts?

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No need! We are so fortunate to have plenty of housewares and stuff. If you are truly moved to share with us, we'd love something that you made, or you could help us save up for a dishwasher or eventual honeymoon by clicking on "Registry" above. <3

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Where should I park?

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On Southern Avenue or in the surrounding neighborhood. Ridesharing and hired cars are HIGHLY encouraged. No one is to plan to drink and drive, full stop. We're VERY strict about this and you don't want to damage the relationship or stress us out on our wedding day, so don't do it, no excuses. Get a hotel room, get a lyft, sleep in the street - we don't care, but do NOT plan to drink and then drive away from our home. We've lost too much and too many to drunk driving already.

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Who will I sit with?

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No assigned seating! We're doing it picnic style so please bring a picnic blanket. Prize for the coolest blanket! Treat this like day camping or going to the drive-in. If you have a favorite camp chair or other stuff that will help you be comfy outside, please bring it. You can stay close to your ride-or-dies or mingle freely, the choice is yours

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May I bring a plus-one?

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Maybe! Txt AG and ask her.

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What's for dinner?

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Omnivore BBQ and Vegan BBQ followed by a bangin' cake

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May I request a song or tamper with the playlist?

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Absolutely not! You have the entire rest of your life to do that and not this night. We love you! Please come DJ in our yard a different time, we'll love it.

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Is there an accessible bathroom?

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You betcha! We're opening the ancient ground-floor semi-public all-gender restroom for the day. There is one small step to get into the bathroom and all guests are expected to assist when asked.

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May I sleep in the yard?

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Yes, but the cemetery reopens at 8:30am the following day, so you need to be awake and have cleared your traces by then.

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I thought so-and-so doesn't get along with whassis face...?

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We're ignoring all of that for the night. No drama.

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May I add a question to this FAQ?

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Most definitely! Just text AG.