Maid of Honor
If I don't have some cake soon, I might die. - Stanley Hudson
Best Man
What kind of pizza are we getting tonight?
Bridesmaid
I just need some caffeine and then I’ll be there!!
Groomsman
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing. - Dwight Schrute
Bridesmaid
See y’all on the dance floor!
Groomsman
I turned down golfing for this…
Bridesmaid
I’m just hoping to stay awake to see the first dance.
Groomsman
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Flower Girl
If Bluey’s not on, then I’m not going.
Flower Girl
Can I have a snaaack?
Pup of Honor
Pup of Honor