Maid of Honor
“I just figured if I’m going to be a mess, might as well be a hot mess, right?”
Best Man
"When Adam left for Florida it was my job to fill the void... at least that is what I tell myself when I am late for things or have the girliest drink order in the group."
Matron of Honor
Best Man
"Find a way to WIN."
Bridesmaid
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
Groomsman
"I can't wait to see Kristin walk down the aisle... and then to see Adam run down the aisle 10 minutes later asking when the wedding starts."
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
"Proof that good things can come in big packages too."
Bridesmaid
"I'm not here for a long time, just a good time!"
Groomsman
"DO SOMETHING!!!"
Bridesmaid
"If I'm going to be salty, might as well bring tequila."
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
"It's better to arrive late, than to arrive ugly ... Where's Adam?"
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
"Never half ass two things... whole ass one thing."
Bridesmaid
"Ya don't mess with tradition!"
Groomsman
"Oh God, I need to put something in here? This is too much pressure"
Bridesmaid
"Everything happens for a Riesling"
Groomsman
"Forget Pfizer and Moderna ... I just need a shot of love."
Officiant