FAQs

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To which song did Patrick and Abir first dance together?

Answer

Patrick and Abir’s first dance together was not to a waltz. It was to The Chicken Dance. Witnesses Chris, Nikki, Bree, and Grant can confirm that this was performed with great enthusiasm.

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How many languages do Patrick and Abir speak collectively?

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Together, they speak enough languages to confuse Google Translate or order food in multiple countries with great confidence (and occasional chaos).The official count? Somewhere between 6 and “let’s see if we can wing it.”

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What are the odds that a rogue pigeon will steal the wedding cake?

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While statistically improbable, and should this occur, guests are encouraged document the event for scientific purposes. Backup cupcakes will be provided.

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What is the optimal soil pH for the growth of cruciferous vegetables?

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Ah, an essential wedding-related question. The optimal soil pH for vegetables, such as broccoli, kale, and cabbage, is typically between 6.0 and 7.5—but more importantly, why are you asking this at our wedding? Whatever your intentions, we support you. But also… maybe just enjoy the cake

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What is best way to travel from Boston to Rutland, VT?

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The most efficient way is to take a Cape Air flight from Logan Airport to Rutland—because nothing says adventure like boarding a tiny plane that feels like you’ve won an exclusive game of "Will My Luggage Fit?" Alternatively, you could drive, which offers scenic views and the opportunity to bond with Vermont’s turkey population (we have 23 full-grown ones at the Hügelhaus). Either way, prepare yourself for the metropolis that is Rutland.