Groom
He’ll probably spend another half hour on his hair that day
Bride
Probably too overwhelmed to show any emotion other than ✨stressed✨
Best Man
Thinks he’s really funny. Just laugh to get him to go away
Matron of Honor
Is a mother of two children, will protect the bride at all costs.
Groomsman
He’s the one walking around with a camera being all artsy
Maid of Honor
Poor depth perception — don’t allow her anywhere near corners or stairs. Also asks her cat for advice.
Groomsman
Was best known for his disappearing act. Hopefully that’s all in the past…
Bridesmaid
Will probably make everyone stay up until 3am
Groomsman
May melt or combust if he consumes a carb.
Bridesmaid
You don’t know she is there until she’s a few drinks in and on the dance floor
Groomsman
Can be found by following the trail of Dorito wrappers.
Bridesmaid
You’ll always know exactly where she is throughout the venue, mostly from cackling with the bride
Groomsman
The first thing he will ask you is, "what is your favorite tank?" Good luck.
Bridesmaid
Has a tendency to ice people. Do. Not. Trust. Her.
Father of the Bride
Is the brides favorite man besides the ring bearer
Mother of the Bride
Will only cry about the day in private
Ring Bearer
Shy, handsome, and will steal the hearts of girls everywhere.
Flower Girl
Extremely cute. Can't understand a lot of what she says.
Mistress of Ceremony
One time Abby did her makeup and she told the whole bar. Will also trample anyone that tries to come to the Bride, Groom, or mothers with questions.
Master of Ceremony
He knows more about you than you think. Even if you've never met him. He knows............