(full disclosure: no one has actually asked us these questions)
Question
Is Abby really as great as Tom says she is?
Answer
Yes. A thousand times yes.
Question
If Abby were a dog what kind of dog would she be?
Answer
A pug.
Question
Why are you two getting married?
Answer
To make America great again. But really, we think we are greater together than we are apart so we decided we want to learn what it means to live our lives together. It's ok to cringe, love makes us feel weird too.