Wedding Party
Chris Kim
Best Man
When asked how to describe Chris, David said “an accountant.” When asked for more detail, the words “hardworking, charismatic, loyal, sexy, and daddy” (not the father kind) came to mind. Expect Chris to outshine literally every person at this wedding.
Jenna Hamilton-Rolle
Maid of Honor
Hot, fun, intelligent, and one of the people I would least like to have angry at me in the entire world (in the sexiest way possible.) Somehow also brings strong daddy energy to the wedding. Will equally stun and intimidate all guests with her competence and bad bitch vibe.
Meghan Dwyer
Officiant
As the person who introduced David and Steph, Meg is the person you can thank OR have a stern word with depending on how you feel about this marriage. Jacked beyond reason and possessing roughly a decade of yelling at children Meg is the ONLY person IN THE ENTIRE WORLD qualified to manage the energy that will be brought on 10/4. For safety reasons we will also note that she brings an intense sexual energy that will have all party goers involuntarily saying D-A-D-D-Y.