Maid of Honor
There's no better friend than a sister and there's no better sister than you.
Best Man
Neither of us had brothers, we had each other.
Bridesman
Loves cows and country music and Ganja White Night.
Groomsman
Always down for a good time, but probably left Dodger in the car.
Bridesmaid
Catching flights not feelings!
Groomsman
Uncle Ron: the man that lost our dog.
Bridesmaid
Sister from another mister!
Groomsman
Mr. Mohammed, I luv you.
Bridesmaid
We're not blood, but now we'll be family.
Groomsman
All the stars aligned for you.
Flower Girl
You Little Shit
Mother of the Bride
Wedding planner. Has cried enough tears to fill the ocean.
Mother of the Groom
There isn't enough words to describe how much you mean to us.
Father of the Bride
"Don't fuck it up." "I'm getting a son!" "My name is MUD."
Father of the Groom
Will probably carry his coffee cup down the isle.
The Child
Ruined the proposal!