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After stress testing under all conditions, their bond remains unbreakable. Production deployment commencing.
Tom Kopchak
and
Meredith Kasper
Tom Kopchak
and
Meredith Kasper
June 13, 2026
Berea, OH
331 days331 d15 hours15 h43 seconds43 s
Schedule
import time
def print_wedding_schedule():
schedule = [
("4:15 AM", "💄 Bride's nonsense begins (debugging the beauty routine)"),
("1:30 PM", "🤵 Groom attempts to tie his bowtie (StackOverflow consulted)"),
("2:00 PM", "📸 Photoshoot (Activating 'smile' API)")
("3:00 PM", "🎶 Guests arrive (DDoS attack on the open bar imminent)"),
("3:30 PM", "💍 Vows exchanged (TLS handshake initiated)"),
("4:00 PM", "🥂 Champagne pop (Buffer overflow detected in excitement levels)"),
("5:00 PM", "🍽️ Dinner (Fueling up for the dance floor DoS attack)"),
("7:00 PM", "💃 First dance (Syncing BPM to 120Hz)"),
("8:00 PM", "🎂 Cake cutting (Executing 'sweetness_overload.py')"),
("9:00 PM", "🎉 Party mode enabled (Firewall disabled for fun traffic)"),
("12:00 AM", "🏨 Couple departs (Server shutting down for maintenance)")
]
if __name__ == "__main__":
print_wedding_schedule()
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Things To Do
Cleveland Metroparks Zoo
3900 Wildlife Way, Cleveland, OH 44109
Baldwin Wallace University: Knowlton Center
370 Front Street, Berea, OH 44017
Hurricane Labs
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Great Lakes Science Center
601 Erieside Avenue, Cleveland, OH 44114
The Holden Arboretum
9550 Sperry Road, Kirtland, OH 44094
Severance Music Center
11001 Euclid Avenue, Cleveland, OH 44106
Wade Oval
10820 East Boulevard, Cleveland, OH 44106
The Cleveland Museum of Art
11150 East Boulevard, Cleveland, OH 44106
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