book your flights, we're getting married!

Kenny's passion in helping stray raccoons and Christina's love of slam poetry brought these two love birds together. One night, a stray raccoon found its way into Slam Dunk Cafe where Christina was enjoying a triple shot macchiato with 3 pumps of hazelnut, a splash of almond milk, a few sprinkles on cinnamon, and a gigantic flaky ass scone. The raccoon ran immediately to Christina, stealing that flaky ass scone and devouring it, like Callie attacking bagel bites. Kenny ran over to Christina, the two locked eyes, the raccoon bit Kenny's ankle, and the rest is history. Just kidding, we met at Best Buy.