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Hostage Situation

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The first time Jared went to Benjamins house, he was held captive in Benjamins bedroom by his two older brothers and their fully loaded BB guns. It's a wonder why he ever went back over, but alas their friendship has withstood the tests of time... and the occasional welt from a well aimed BB gun.

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A Matron of Honor Story

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Lauren watched A Christmas Story one too many times and decided to test her luck. Rumor has it, her taste buds are still frozen to the pole in her moms back yard.

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Say Cheese

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Growing up, Sean and Benjamin were the typical rough and tough boys. One day when rough housing, equipped with a mouth full of Cheese Its, Sean pinned Benjamin to the ground. He then proceeded to torment Benjamin, pretending to spit the chewed crackers onto his face. It was all fun and games until it wasn't. Apparently being fed like a baby bird is a solid foundation for a great friendship.

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Student to Maid of Honor

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Lindsay and Ellie met when Lindsay was a part of the youth group Ellie taught at church. After graduation, they became inseparable!

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Crash Course in Fatherhood

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After Zach was born, Benjamin left to get eveyone something to eat. The best of intentions turned sour when he was involved in a collision right outside of subway. Nothing says father-son bonding like being in the hospital together. Now Zach wants to go to pilot school... I guess he learned it's safer to be in the sky than on the ground.

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Dual Lingo?

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Growing up, Madison was very intrigued by Dora the Explorer. So much so, she thought she could speak Spanish. Her confidence lead her to approaching a Hispanic man behind the seafood counter at Kroger and speaking what we now lovingly refer to as Madonese. Ellie pretended to not know Madison and walked away.

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Plausible Deniability

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Benjamin woke up one morning to see Kian standing there, Benjamins phone in his hand. Kian informed him that something had happened to the phone, but Kian did not know what. Upon further investigation, the phones screen was shattered and there were no witnesses to prove who did it. Thank God Kian was there to find the broken device before someone else did.

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Sibling Love

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During nap time, Evelyn snuck into her brothers room and covered him head-to-toe in Desitin diaper rash cream. Ronan had to be seen at the ER for possible zinc poisoning.

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Spidey Who?

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Ronan learned to climb before he could walk. Ellie would have to stack three baby gates to keep him from climbing the stairs. Within a week, he was climbing the outside banister of the staircase. He hasn't slowed down since.