Question

Where should I RSVP?

Answer

Just follow the link in the invitation you received, and it should take you to a website that does that sort of thing.

Question

What time should I arrive at the ceremony?

Answer

4:45 PM Ceremony starts at 5:15, and it might be a little awkward to walk down the aisle with Marissa.

Question

How long has the couple known each other?

Answer

Roughly 16 Years. Jeez. Took them long enough.

Question

What animal unrelated to cats also purrs when it's happy?

Answer

Elephants. Yes, the Tanks with tusks also produce a deep vibrating sound often referred to as purring.

Question

Are kids welcome?

Answer

Sure, we have 2. Can't really keep them out anymore.

Question

I have a food allergy, can I make a special request?

Answer

No. Food allergies are expensive, and I forgot they existed until I saw this question on here.

Question

What unexpected animal can gallop like a horse?

Answer

Crocodiles. Seriously, watch your ankles!