Bridesmaid
Likes: being a Respiratory Therapist Dislikes: pneumonia
Groomsman
Pros: Speaks 4 languages Cons: Doesn't use any of them because he lives in rural Pennsylvania
Bridesmaid
Likes: Ham
Groomsman
Pros: Sick mustache Cons: Joined the Air Force
Bridesmaid
Likes: The mitochondria Dislikes: Regular milk
Groomsman
Pros: Runs a 4:21 mile Cons: Won't stop talking about his mile pace
Bridesmaid
Likes: Pickle shots Dislikes: Taking pickle shots alone
Groomsman
Pros: Wants to be a surgeon Cons: Wants to be a surgeon
Bridesmaid
Likes: Spicy margs and karaoke Dislikes: The videos of her drinking margs and singing karaoke
Groomsman
Pros: Makes a damn good coffee Cons: Knows all the lyrics to “All The Small Things”
Maid of Honor
Likes: adopting any and all cats Dislikes: that ferris wheel scene from “The Notebook”
Best Man
Pros: Favorite crayon flavor is lemon Cons: His kids no longer have yellow crayons