Here’s a dramatic reenactment (aka the actual dialogue) of how it all went down: Indra: It all went down in the DMs. Our good friend Anissa told Alex she knew someone just like him. Spoiler: it was me. Alex: False. I posted on my story that Kanye said anyone who has a baby should get a million dollars and I added “Who’s trying to have a baby?” Indra: Romantic (in a sarcastic tone). Alex: That’s when Anissa replied and said she knew someone. Seconds later, I sent a follow request and slid right into the DMs, like a gentleman. Indra: I decided to give him a chance. He showed up to our first date hungover. Alex: I WASN’T hungover. I just had a long night, woke up early, and couldn’t fall back asleep. Totally different. Indra: Sure. Still, after five hours of nonstop jokes, I agreed to see him again. Even though… hungover. Alex: Still not hungover. And that second date? She fell in love with me. Facts. Indra: Lies. On the third date, we went camping and I asked him to be my boyfriend. Possibly forced him. [stares at Alex] Alex: You didn’t force me. [nervous laugh, looks away] Indra: Five years later, still laughing, still arguing about that first date, and still making it awkward for everyone around us.