Sat, Oct 25, 2025, 4:00 pm - Sun, Oct 26, 2025, 1:00 am
Dress up for the ceremony but if you want to end up in sweatpants at the end of the night, nobodys going to be upset about it
We will be having Tacos and Sonoran Dogs. Cocktails & Mocktails will be available.
Hotel
This hotel is at a discounted rate for our wedding!
Hotel
I'd recommend staying here if you're looking for a hotel that is close to the party.
Maid of Honor
We ride together, we die together. Stay Golden Ponyboy.
Bridesmaid
One morning, close to shift change, a very timid nurse needed help. She was a new nurse on the Surgical Trauma ICU, and her patient had pooped. It wasn't just a normal poop, it was a river of poop. She could not, emotionally, or physically clean this up on her own. So she took to the hallways. She found a face. A face she believed in, a face she knew that would be able to help her, and her patient in a way that would save the morning from the catastrophe that it was. So she asked, oh so casually, if Kailey would help her, absolutely underselling the mess she was walking into. Kailey agreed. She wrangled her into the most daunting task that has ever, and will ever, occur at 0700. And ever since then they've been saving each other from either metaphorical rivers of poop, and actual rivers of poop.
Bridesmaid
Will roll for initiative if presented with a D20. Probably has a healing potion and knows a good spell for whatever situation youve gotten yourself into.
Bridesmaid
Has to be funny to makeup for being short, wonder woman, is tough but will cry.
Bridesmaid
Voted most likely to be running late for the wedding. Claims to be a personality hire, is actually low key super funny.
Bridesmaid
Wanted to be Mia Ham at one point in her life. Girl boss, Sagittarius, and will roast you without warning.
Best Man
I know three fat people and Gordo is two of them, coffee snob.
Best Man
Please do not give this man any dairy. He is lactose intolerant and refuses to believe it.
Groomswoman
Squat: 462.9lbs/195.4kg Bench: 374.8lbs/170.36kg Deadlift: 551.1lbs/250.5kg Total: 1355.8lbs/616.27kg DOTS:384.22
Groomsman
Most likely to create the most annoying dungeons and dragons character known to man. Has really gotten into home gardening, pirate metal, and sea shanties in his old age. Likes to be presented with vinyl records, hates it when the women folk cry.
Groomsman
Will throw down in a mosh pit. Do not take shots with this man, you will get incredibly drunk and somehow he will stay incredibly sober.
Groomsman
Will make you roll for initiative if he sees you with a D20. Last known living juggalo. Still has not sat down and watched the absolute cinematic masterpiece that is Dune.
If you're into flora and fauna this place is so cute.
You get to go into a missile silo and see a decommissioned missile. I do not think I need to say much more than that.
I think we still have a baby elephant?
They filed interstellar here (that is not true so t believe that). Super cool science stuff and would be really neat if we could implement this into our day to day so we could, I don’t know maybe save the planet?
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