As most of you know, Greta and I met on Match. We talked for a few weeks before setting up a first date. I could tell that we were both very excited to meet and I had so many questions. As it turns out, on the day of our first date, I guess I needed a nap. I woke up at around 11ish that night on the couch. I picked up my phone and started walking toward the bedroom for the night. I stopped mid-way down the hall and all I could say "Oh SHIT, I'm a DUMB-ASS". I slept through our first date. I was in a panic, knowing that Greta was heartbroken, confused, and somewhat pissed!!! I knew I could not text or call to apologize until morning. I sat there composing my heartfelt apology over and over in my head. When I woke up the next morning, I waited for what I thought would be a good time to send my groveling, heartfelt, and pathetic apology. I hit send with my final rewrite to Greta, "I'm a DUMB-ASS" Please forgive me and give me a second chance. I was unaware then, but Greta had to go to work and answer the question: "How was your date?" I am sure she smiled and said, "That MF stood me up!!!" Thank God for second chances... She agreed to a do-over... and the rest is history. P.S. I am still listed as "Dumb-Ass Steve" in her contacts.