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What is the dress code?

Answer

Thanks for asking! In general, semi-formal. So, no jeans, please. However, feel free to dress according to either ceremony. If you want to dress for a traditional wedding, we are happy for you to do so. If you want to dress for a Viking wedding, complete with furs and/or weaponry, that's also allowed (and encouraged). Think of how epic the photos will be.

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Is this wedding REALLY child-free?

Answer

Yes! Other than our two, perfect children and the special exception ring bearer, no one under the age of 12 is invited to this event. You've seen the subhuman species they call "child" before, right? Who would bring a wild animal to a wedding? Seems weird.

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Will there be alcohol?

Answer

Never in the history of the Bass clan has there ever been a dry wedding, and who are we to spit in the face of centuries of tradition? Besides, this is a Viking wedding, folks. There's drinking in the ceremony itself. Dry wedding? Nah! Wet enough to row, row, row your boats home.

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What about the feasting?

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Our Viking wedding will have a variety of BBQ and meats, along with several sides. Banana pudding will also be served for dessert, along with the cake. If you have special dietary restrictions, that is mostly a fun fact you can share with others at the reception, as the menu is set.