Question

If my husband is getting out of line and perhaps hitting the full bar too often, what can I do to prevent him from making a fool of himself?

Answer

We got you covered. Since hitting Chris Rock at the Academy Awards, Will smith has a hard time getting a gig. So, we hired him. If your man is getting out of line, just yell "Will !" out loud and he will come to your table and smack your hubby across the face. Your man will be so embarrassed, that he will act like a little puppy the rest of the evening.

Question

What do I do if I get hungry as the party progresses?

Answer

We have arranged with Weber's to keep the food prep area open. If you are hungry, just tell your woman and she will instinctively go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich.

Question

No, really... what do I do if I get hungry?

Answer

Pizza's will be brought in as the evening progresses for everyone to enjoy.

Question

What do I do if my man wants to fool around after the wedding party and I just want to sleep?

Answer

We got you covered here too. From your room, just yell "Will !" as he will be working overtime for tips. He will come up to your room and smack some sense into your man and you can then have a peaceful night of sleep.

Question

Who is the DJ for the night?

Answer

Mickie and Dave are pulling out all the stops. They will have live music. Unfortuntely, Bob Seger is retired and Coldplay was already booked, so they have a awesome band from Detroit, 50 Amp Fuse. You can check them out at their website, https://fiftyampfuse.com/