Friday, October 16, 2026

Shabbat Welcome Dinner

6:00 pm - 10:00 pm

Casual boardies, flipflops, and wife beater

We are kicking things off the only way we know how: aggressively feeding you. Expect many variations of salads, Challah, and enough Choomoos to cement the foundations of the Airbnb.

Saturday, October 17, 2026

SHABBAT The Day of Rest (Literally)

Sat, Oct 17, 2026, 12:00 am - Sun, Oct 18, 2026, 12:00 am

For our observant friends, it’s Shabbat. For everyone else, it’s a pool day. We will be offline, recharging, and avoiding any physical labor that doesn't involve lifting a fork. Activity: Go for a hike, find a rock to climb, or just sit in the AC and contemplate why you agreed to drive to the desert.

Sunday, October 18, 2026

Yalla! Let’s Go (Arrival)

4:00 pm - 4:30 pm

Note: Please arrive on time. We are operating on "Sunset Time," not "Standard Jewish Time" (SJT). If you’re late, you stand outside.

Ceremony

4:30 pm

I smash a glass with my foot, and we all shout "Mazel Tov"

L'Chaim! (Drinks

5:30 pm

The sun goes down, the open bar opens up. We get some photos.

The Feast

6:30 pm

Nagila Hava!

8:00 pm

It's a Jewish chair dance where the bride is lifted up over head. Kind of linke crowd surfing, but you get to keep your comfy seat.