Maid of Honor
AKA Megator. If found, please drop off any stray cats to Megan and Jason Torres at your earliest convenience. They accept all colors, shapes and sizes to add to their "Fur Baby" collection.
Best Man
Aka Kman, Ninski, Scootch Available on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kevin-kenny-76b6b940/ Enjoys long walks through Hoboken, and a good Ricky Roche Sunday Funday. Please forward all dating inquires to Jkenny388@gmail.com.
Best Man
Aka Fly Guy Ry, Ryebread, Moose, RyRy Youngest but tallest of the Kenny clan. Can be seduced with boujie brunches, bottle service and rooftop bars. If there's a pickup bball game going down, he'll probably be there.
Bridesmaid
AKA Magician Happy potter obsessed. EXPECTOOOO PATROTUM!
Groomsman
Aka Panda Former D-1 athlete and Flying Dutchman, now out searching for brown sugar bourbon and bamboo. DO NOT feed the animals, they will bite!
Bridesmaid
AKA Stacy's mom has got it going on. No for real though, that woman is fine.
Groomsman
Aka Duff P. Esquire, Duff head, or anything else you want. "Not for nothing" this guy also gives "100%". Alcohol can be used to convince him something is a good idea ("that's what i'm sayin").
Bridesmaid
AKA Lauren Baviello of House Giordano, first of her name, driver of nismo, the Unburnt of hair, Breaker of dog chains, mother of puppies.
Groomsman
Aka Bobby Buff Always in search of the answer to the question "Why do you hate me?" and he very much wants to know "Hows your Tuesday?"
Groomsman
Aka Zeke, Fa Rell, Doesn't even know he's a groomsman. Brian IF your reading this, congratulations. He'll probably bring a mountain bike to the wedding. Tread carefully around him because you'll most likely be committing one of his pet peeves.