Maid of Honor
“My entire goal in life is to outlive my brother inherit the family fortune put all my sisters out on the street and live as frivolously as possible have numerous wives thousands of illegitimate children and die completely alone and leave every cent to a parrot named Polly. “ “That’s your entire goal in life?” “Except for the name of the parrot I stick to everything I just said.” - Gilmore Girls
Best Man
"Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug." - Tommy Boy
Bridesmaid
"If you ain't first you're last" -Talladega Nights
Groomsman
"You're a daisy if ya do." - Tombstone
Bridesmaid
"The Lord will provide!....or not....according to his will." -Cold Comfort Farms
Groomsman
"I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself." - Oscar Wilde
Bridesmaid
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
Groomsman
“ I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both.” – Forrest Gump
Bridesmaid
"I'm not good at the advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Friends
Groomsman
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - Anchorman
Bridesmaid
“Lady Bird always says that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, but I always thought that was like, a metaphor. But there are actual train tracks!” - Lady Bird
Groomsman
“Sorry Jess, I tried Everything.” - Extreme Days
Bridesmaid
"Hakuna Matata" - The Lion King
Groomswoman
“There’s no crying in baseball.” - A League of Their own
Officiant
“If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.” - Lord of the Rings “Courage, dear heart.” - Voyage of the Dawn Treader