Best Man
Zach has been Troy’s partner in crime since the day Zach was born (literally). This brother from the same mother was Troy’s roommate for 17 years so it’s safe to say Zach knows Troy better than even Troy knows Troy.
Maid of Honor
Growing up as cousins, if you ever see Priscilla and Lesley together you might lose a few brain cells but it’s NEVER a dull moment. You’ll find Priscilla making her rounds on the special day and making sure everyone drinks.
Best Man
If Troy is Thing 1 and Zach is Thing 2, that makes Max Thing 3. If Troy is Larry and Zach is Moe, that makes Max Curly. If Troy is Jessie and Zach is James, that makes Max Meowth, that's right! If you’re ever wondering which one is Max, just look for the one with the worst Asian glow.
Maid of Honor
Renee first met Lesley in 8th grade and the two quickly became two peas in a pod. Renee was heartbroken when Lesley moved away from their hometown but was positively gleeful when they were able to be reunited as roommates in college. Renee is grateful everyday for being able to have Lesley's bubbly soul in her life.
Groomsman
He’s the younger brother of the Bride Lesley Li. Despite not being a philosopher, he ponders the worlds most important questions then answers them himself. Like how does green tea laugh? It goes teahee. Or when he asked dad what his favorite pants are. He said caprison. Hearing Dell talk is riveting and mindnumbing. This was just an excuse for him to make people read his puns.
Bridesmaid
Christine, better known to the bride as "Babe", has been a staple in the life of Lesley Li since their first tumultuous conversation in 2019, wherein Lesley went home to her then fiance and said "I do not like that new girl." Due to unfortunate circumstances (i.e. Troy Chen), Christine has graciously accepted her place as a mistress and currently devotes her time to making Lesley both a better (and worse) person. Babe is most notable for her encouragement of retail therapy and laughing at the occasional twisted jokes no one else in Lesley's life finds funny.
Groomsman
Seated next to each other in AP bio senior year of high school, Chen and Chaar learned that they both play league of legends. Since then, they've become great friends and are still a dynamic bot lane duo.
Bridesmaid
Despite a rocky start when Lesley would not give Julie the socks off of her feet for track practice, the two are rounding out over a decade of friendship. From anime conventions to 3am Pride and Prejudice marathons, and loitering way too long at conveyor belt sushi, don't get these two talking because they'll never shut up.
Groomsman
Jerry met both Troy and Lesley in their first year of college, and soon he found himself in a very important role. Absolutely integral. Irreplaceable, in fact he laughs at Troy's horrible jokes/puns when Lesley remains unamused (which is 100% of the time). Jerry feels blessed every day to have borne witness to Troy's multitude of dad jokes and puns.
Bridesmaid
Tiffany still remembers the first day she met Lesley — standing in the lunch line at Troy High, towering above everyone in her fabulous four inch heels and radiating confidence like a total baddie! Needless to say, Tiffany was awestruck and made it her mission to become friends with Lesley. Now, having secured a position in the wedding party a decade later, it’s safe to say she can rest feeling accomplished.