Bride
Obsessed with all of you — that's all <3
Groom
Everyone's favorite goofball, the most generous human, best dog dad and is always a good time — but don't compete against him, cause you will lose
Mother of the Bride
The sweetest, most kind, southern soul to exist — not to mention the best baker the South and West have ever encountered
Father of the Bride
The best storyteller in any room, will introduce you to some of the best laughter, and the closest thing we have to a current Elvis Presley
Mother of the Groom
The smallest ball of sweet, fun energy you will ever meet, and will go to the ends of the earth for you — but take your shoes off
Father of the Groom
The most welcoming and knowledgeable person you will have the pleasure knowing — just know, if the Bears lose... he'll need some time
Maid of Honor
You won't meet a more Godly-wise woman, tiny but mighty and with the most contagious laugh, and if you give her a chocolate chip cookie, you'll be her new bestie
Best Man
The most consistent, loyal, and understanding friend with the best sense of humor — just remember to always pray for the Diamondbacks to win, he will appreciate it
Bridesmaid
When I say this is the most genuine, down-to-earth person you will ever know in your life, I mean it — and she makes a potato sack look good
Groomsman
The most go-with-the-flow, up for anything, the most kind, country music lovin' guy — let's all trap him here in America and force him to never leave us
Bridesmaid
A bright, walking ray of sunshine, the most positive, fun, beautiful soul on this planet — if you have her as a friend, you've won the lottery... she can also dance her *you know what* off
Groomsman
One of the most personable, friendly and giving guys you will ever meet, and can have the best conversations with — one of the Goons who has done lots of Goonin' in his time
Bridesmaid
A true goof, the most giving and loving person with the best laughter, and yes... it does come with a cute little snort — she will give you the world if you asked for it
Groomsman
A super kind soul, always down to make the people around him laugh and one of the most accepting people you'll meet — and, you guessed it, another Goon who helped wreak Goonin' havoc
Bridesman
The most loyal, trustworthy, easy-going, fun and genuine person you will ever have the pleasure of knowing — he shows up no matter what and usually with uncontrollable laughter
Groomsman
The best way to describe Jake: He has a tattoo of a smiley face on his knee — if you can put two-and-two together, you will understand Jake. Also apart of the Goon Society with much Goonin' in his days
Officiant
A truly beautiful, Godly woman with the most contagious smile and genuine heart, who shows up for anyone and everyone — we are super grateful to have someone so loving and giving to marry us