Maid of Honor
Joanna's best friend. Christine and Joanna met in middle school and could usually be found nerding it out together at Golfland on the DDR and Pump machines. Responsible for most of the trouble that the bride got into during high school.
Best Man/Officiant
Alex wears his emotions on his sleeve and is the life of the party. That is until he knocks back one too many - once he gets going, there is no OFF button. So if you see warning signs, immediately put him in an UBER and send him home, otherwise you're in for a long night.
Bridesmaid
Joanna's younger cousin, but is actually more like the sister she never had. Can be sassy and verbally abusive, but has the biggest heart of anyone out there. Used to wake up at midnight thinking midnight snacks could only be eaten EXACTLY at midnight.
Groomsman
James is the snarky one and constantly ruffling feathers. He once got John so angry John put him in a choke hold and attempted to kill him. James escaped free with ease and laughed at his feeble attempt. This may be when John realized he should stick to Street Fighting in video games rather than real life. Congratulations James, you inadvertently made John a champion.
Bridesmaid
If the bride had a twin, Gene would be it (the corrupted one)! They met through the sorority in college and instantly bonded over their bad driving and ripped Abercrombie jeans. Be careful when these two are together. It’s double the trouble.
Groomsman
Pete, an incredible creative talent, met John in an arcade and offered to make John a movie star. John thought he was a lying creeper. Well Pete may be a creeper, but he definitely wasn't a liar. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312423/
Bridesmaid
Jessica and Joanna also met through the sorority. The defining moment of their friendship was when Joanna got “sick” on the way home from L.A. and threw up in Jessica’s brand spankin’ new car (like literally, she had just gotten it a couple days before). Sad, but true and if you know Jessica, you know she loved that car. Surprisingly, they’re still friends.
Groomsman
Minh is John’s oldest friend starting from elementary school. Once quiet and meek in his younger years, Minh evolved into a true man of the wilderness that makes Bear Grylls cower in shame. If doomsday ever comes, Minh is your guy, unless he eats you first.
Bridesmaid
One of Joanna’s OG friends from high school. Tree and Joanna became good friends in choir class, but even better friends when they both ended up in SD for college. Life of the party, brutally honest, and has a strange hate relationship with oranges. Single dudes, line up and get this girl a drink!
Groomsman
Back in the day, Hiep was the "AzN" we ALL wanted to be, racing John around in his riced out '86 Honda Accord blasting techno and gangster rap through his 12" subs. Their adventures routinely took them to Keystone Arcade, Taco Bell, and Thrifty's Ice Cream. 2 Fast 2 Furious indeed.