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Iris took this photo without our knowledge or consent!

Tulip Festival 2018

Little did I know, she wanted to be *more* than awesome friends. - Kyle

Here's to the intoxicants that made this all possible.

We bribed our way into 3rd place by telling them we had just got engaged hours earlier. The insane judge *prefers* crust overdone; otherwise we would have been much higher.

This is how they *make* you kiss at Shanghai Disneyland.

They wanted an *insane* amount of money to wed us then and there, and flying them out to officiate was not possible.

This is what my life will be now. - Kyle

Wicked people. ...this was taken at a performance of Wicked, you see.

I tried to buy a Disney hoodie but it turned into a Microsoft one the moment it touched my skin. Also, I love Joanna. - Kyle

On our way to London. Joanna, how sure were you that this trip was the proposal trip? - Kyle I wasn't. like maybe 3 percent sure. You surprised me! - Joanna

We screamed "I love you almost as much as this Tron ride" every single time we rode it, which was about 27 times.

Our calling in life. Look at the steely look in Joanna's eyes - she was born for this. And she crushed my score, I'm just now noticing. That's it, get in the car, we're going back RIGHT now. - Kyle.

Moments before we fainted from lack of oxygen.

Hey, this is supposed to be a collage of photos of *humans,* who let these clearly articulate and complex jellyfish in here?

This is early in our relationship, when we went to see monster trucks. That *was* an option instead of the symphony, just so you know.

San Diego, celebrating the completion of a massive sand city (just out of frame I swear it was real and massive and majestic).