Jared and Kisha were merely two 30-somethings trying to find love in Austin, Texas, at the start of a global pandemic. On a warm April afternoon, Jared and Kisha matched on Tinder. Jared came out swinging with a private message that included a resounding agreement about Kisha's distaste for pineapples on pizzas (apparently, this was key information to add to a dating profile). After days and hours of texting about everything from podcasts to The Office to rumors of Jimmy Garapalo potentially returning to the Patriots and eventually doing a vibe check via Facetime, they agreed to go on a date to a local dog park/bar and then dinner. Jared scored points for also inviting the dogs (Rossi was not interested), so it marked the first time Chonks and Vettel met. There was a lot of slobber exchanged (between Chonks and Vettel, that is). It was an awesome first date. Second date? Jared offered to make Kisha a beef brisket. Like, come on. Obviously, they fell in love and fast forward to December 2021, Jared got down on one knee right in front of Tower Bridge in London and expressed his excitement to spend the rest of his life with Kisha. Her response? "What are you doing?!" Followed by a resounding "YES!".