Best Woman
"It feels like just yesterday we met in the womb… and now you’re getting married! Time sure does fly."
Best Man
"Being Erik’s best friend growing up, I am honored to be Erik’s best man. Jake will be a great addition to the Stevenson clan."
Groomsman
“If I weren’t straight, I’d be marrying Jake today.”
Groomsman
"Erik has always stood by my side whether it was helping me with recruitment or spiking the ball during our summer volleyball tournament. I can’t wait to stand by his side as we welcome Jake into our family."
Groomsmaid
"Jake came out of the closet, so I came out of the closet."
Groomsman
"As the youngest Stevenson brother, I’ve always looked up to Erik. I am proud to be at his side on his wedding day."
Groomsmaid
“I hope you have a Milwitian day! (Milwitian: adjective, to have a day filled with sunshine and bubbly happiness like the energy Jake Milwit exudes daily).”
Groomsman
“Jake and Erik met on tinder, proving to everyone you can find love on a dating app. Keep swiping Cahill!”
Groomsman
“These gays (Jake and Erik), they're trying to murder me!"
Groomsman
“Couldn’t be more honored to stand by the side of two of my favorite people as they marry each other. See y’all on the dance floor!”
Groomsmaid
"In good times, in bad times, I’ll be on your side forever mooooore. That’s what friends are fooor!!!"
Groomsman
“It turns out Erik has the same taste in men that I have in women.”
Groomsmaid
"I hope your marriage is full of parking lot naps, vine night-caps, dance-offs, and many more ridiculous shenanigans… ope wait, that’s me and jakes relationship!"
Groomsman
"I shaved my legs for this."
Groomsmaid
"Jake & I watched Perks of Being a Wallflower in high school more times than we’re proud of. So it’s only right to say... And in this moment I swear, Jake and Erik are infinite!"
Groomsman
“Erik - here’s to hoping you are a better marriage partner than you are a tennis partner. Have loved our Sunday Funday squad and can’t wait for the big day with you both!”
Officiant / Groomsmaid
"As the only Stevenson sister, one of my specialties is knowing the quality of a great brother. I’ve been so grateful to have Erik in my life since I was born, and am beyond excited to welcome Jake as a new brother to our family!"