Wedding Party

Jordan Lyle

Matron of Honor

My Cold Desert. My North Star. Married to my other North Star. Fiercest dog mom. Hates the way I eat popcorn. The person I'd most love to share a stage with.

Taylor Troth

Best Man

Has tried to kill me with STRONG margaritas multiple times. Lived in an apartment together in college that makes border detention camps look like 5 star hotels. Easiest person to "get western" with you'll ever meet.

Taylor Teakell

Bridesmaid

SISTER-IN-LAW!! Married to my twin. Which means I am also kinda married to her and I wouldn't have it any other way. Sweetest, most genuine soul you'll ever meet. Prayer game = STRONG. I hope everyone has a Taylor in their life, because it's a truly blessed life indeed.

Patrick Ivison

Groomsman

Also lived in an aforementioned slum of an apartment together. Went to high school with Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Babe Ruth. Sometimes I get lost in his eyes.

Samantha Swartz

Bridesmaid

Where do I even begin... this girl right here is one in billion. To know her is to (wholeheartedly) love her, and I am beyond honored to call her my friend. She is also the reason Trey smiles so much now, which is my favorite part of all.

Trey Teakell

Groomsman

Was voted TCU Baseball's 2015 Most Handsomest Pitcher. Future brother-in-law. Kyla’s favorite little brother.

Lauren Tagorda

Bridesmaid

Voodoo Queen. Loves sports more than you. Most contagious laugh you've ever heard. Future pediatrician to my children (and I guess tons of others). Favorite person to eat 2am Whataburger with. Voted most “Chill”.

Phil Antinone

Groomsman

I was talking with Phil at a bar one time about the perfect pick up line. We posterized that walking up to a woman and simply asking her, "If you had to be a field medic in any major war or conflict, which would it be?" We decided we would ask this Irish guy we were sitting next to the same question to see what response we would get. He blankly stared at us and in a full Irish accent said quite demonstratively, "Is that a chat up line?!" and like, what a cool way to say pick up line? I couldn't even respond because I'd never heard someone call it a chat up line before. I didn't even want to use it on a woman anymore I just want this guy to come home with me and have a conversation. Anyways, yeah Phil's a great guy, excited to have him in the wedding.

Blakelee Hamerman

Bridesmaid

Been walking to this girls house since I was in elementary school. Fiercely loyal with a heart of pure gold. Most fashionable in any room, regardless of situation. Snakebite survivor. Can shotgun a beer faster than you.

Wesley Mwanzia Muasya

Groomsman

"YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!"

Caitlin Self

Bridesmaid

College bestie/first friend I met in college. Can rock the HELL out of a pair of point shoes and looks like an angel doing it. No one in the world I'd rather see a show with.

Kevin Williams

Groomsman

Killa Kev and I were denied re-entry to a college mixer because, with our combined genius, we decided that it would be a good idea to leave the party to briefly lay down in the middle of the street to see if cars would hit us. They did not, but the next morning it sure felt like they did.

Katie Schlabs

Bridesmaid

First of Jared's friends to take me in! Only person I've ever met with equally as groovy dance moves as me. Kind, encouraging, and someone I am truly so grateful to have in my life.

Walker Bauer

Groomsman

Toby Teakell

Officiant

Twin to Kyla. Big brother to Trey. Husband to Taylor. Future brother-in-law to Jared. Jordan's favorite Teakell. Friend to literally everyone. Probably the reason most people are coming to this thing, let’s be honest...