Crystal & Carter
Wedding Party
Tracey Cooper
Maid of Honor
We share a middle name and a flair for greatness. She wrote a New York Times best-seller on leadership called, “How its Done”. She has taught Crystal everything she knows, and some things Crystal wishes she didn’t know.
Bridget Gorski
Bridesmaid
She is following Tracey Copper’s footsteps, literally. After reading 14 chapter books this fiscal year, she realized Hermione was a slacker.
Parker Brigance
Best Man
Do you ever get a little emotional when you “Remember the Alamo”… well Parker Brigance does. This OG law school Homie, Razorbacks super fan, and cat dad extraordinaire… the Vince Vaughn to my Owen Wilson… is also one of the wisest guys I’ve ever known. He’s chill on a level I’ll never be, and I’m damn grateful that he’s my friend.
Jonathan Walther
Groomsman
I know what you’re thinking. ANOTHER Texan?! Yes. Hell yes. What Jonathan Walther may lack in height, he makes up for in comedy. Was he serious when he said that? Does he really think “voir dire” is pronounce vwarr dyarr? But all joking aside, when you really need somebody in your corner, you can’t ask for more than this fellow Marine JAG and father of two.
Gwendolyn Gorski
Flower Girl
Future ball breaker. She doesn’t start fights, but she will finish them. Gwendolyn wont take no, or bedtime, for an answer.
Slater “Alligator” Brody
Ring Bearer
Future Best Dressed, Best Hair, and Homecoming King for the Class of 2038. AND superfan of Elmo and the Pittsburgh Steelers… Slater Alligator is the odds-on favorite to win the 2041 Heisman Trophy.