Maid of Honor
Will roast you with a dad joke
Best Man
Lied about where he went to undergrad to get on national television during the Uconn Final Four win
Bridesmaid
The toughest cookie in the party
Groomsman
A true "traffic court Karen"
Bridesmaid
Once and never again - babysit with Hannah
Groomsman
Spent more time solving Rubik's cubes in college than talking to girls but still got a wife
Bridesmaid
Strangely good at beer league kickball
Groomsman
A Minnesotan born outside of Minnesota
Bridesmaid
If you need a gasoline marg, look no further
Groomsman
Routinely changes his life after reading a book
Bridesmaid
Best and worst running partner you could ask for
Groomsman
Owns more TV's than a Buffalo Wild Wings
Pack Leader
Only child
Officiant
Was once paid to count bricks