Michael David & Kara Beth
Meet The Wedding Party
Michael Carillo
Groom
"Hi. Um liiiiiiiiiittle bit of a snag in making it to dinner tonight...it seems my Corolla could not in fact drag this dead tree I cut down through the mud, and the car's about a solid two feet in sludge. But don't worry - I can definitely totally absolutely get it out."
Kara Barosi
Bride
“Heyyy. Im just getting out of the Dunkin’ drive thru and there’s smoke coming out of the hood of the car. Is that bad? It can’t be the oil, I just added some a few years ago. The brakes? No, not a chance. I replaced them in 2012, they’re as good as new. Overheating? I’m not sure, which light is that one? Can you come look at it real quick? I’m afraid to drive but I just bought this table at a crazy discount from the Salvation Army and I need to get it home asap.”
Falon Baker
Maid of Honor
"Wanna go camping tonight on an island in the middle of Lake George? Forecast says there's a 101% chance of lightening striking within a 5mi radius of us all night long, but we're just gonna send it."
Kayleigh Brooks
Bridesmaid
“DUDE. I can't believe you don't already know this. Taylor Swift released her new ALBUM right at 13:13pm tonight and I heard if you listen to it backwards at half-speed she reveals the brand of her first boyfriend's favorite red socks - LET'S BUY IT”
McKenna LaPoint
Bridesmaid
"Hey have you seen Cody ANYWHERE? I just got home and all I see are swerving 4wheeler marks in the front lawn and all the cows are missing..."
Nikita Singh
Bridesmaid
"OMG you won't believe it. Well haha it looks like we're in a bit of a dilemma. So all our friends in town were begging to go out on the boat today as they always beg us, so we took them...but now it looks like we may have too many people on board and it's kind of sinking. It's fine I'm pushing Nick off now he can swim home he's a great swimmer!"
Christina Crawford
Bridesmaid
"Funny story, so today was just like any other day at work, and a certain chain of events happened. Yeah, I may actually be too good of a coder... well, it looks like I accidentally hacked into the pentagon. They should really get better security at that place...oh I think hear helicopters outside, I'll have to call you back."
Jennifer Costo
Bridesmaid
"Listen listen listen, dinner was so good and loved catching up, but I gotta tell ya, you've got the most prominent median cubital I've ever seen, and I just wanna get a nice smooth line in there ya know? It's just absolutely amazing."
Linda Moxley
Bridesmaid
"Hey hahaha, um so guess what happened? Well I'm still at work and trying to head home, but one of the psych patients got loose again and I'm pretty sure stole my purse...again."
Michael Murphy
Best Man
“Come over right now. RIGHT NOW. It’s the zipline. Someone tried to go on it alone at night and see how far up you can go in reverse. Yes someone. Don’t worry about it. Okay FINE I DID. Yes I’m stuck in the middle. Come now and say nothing.”
Cody Cross
Groomsman
“Haha dude. Listen. The cows pushed over a hay bail and broke through the fence, only one actually ran away and im chasing it around the woods right now you gotta come help, bring the 4wheeler…and some fence.”
Bradley Murphy
Groomsman
“Dude. You gotta come over. I’m in the zone, I need a spot on the bench dude. Tonight’s the night. I’m finally gonna PR 145.”
Mickey Bezio
Groomsman
“Whatsup my guy? Listen I got an extra vacation day and I have the perfect idea. Tomorrow. Skiing. Colorado. Just for tomorrow. Ditch your job. Pick you up in 20 minutes.”
Billy Christian
Groomsman
“Sup. You’ll never believe it dude. I found a whole new recipe in the anarchist cookbook I’ve never even tried. Yeah I know you’re at work but it’s cool I’m already almost done in your backyard. Oh you don’t have to rush I’m gonna do a test run.”
Nicholas Costo
Groomsman
“I am SO. Exhausted. I can’t even begin to tell you. I have been up. ALL. NIGHT. and I still can’t figure it out. No, I’ll never get this gravy recipe right!”
Peyton Barboza
Groomsman
“Dude it’s an emergency. For real come over ASAP. Listen my treadmill won’t start and I gotta train insane for my half-mile PT test in the morning or I’ll never pass.”