Bride
Die-hard Wildcat fan. Year round Christmas elf.
Groom
Really into bones, beers, and new Chipotle franchise locations.
Bridesmaid
Team Antarctica co-athlete. Used to get drunk and run off.
Groomsman
Younger brother. Fellow Pokemon trainer.
Bridesmaid
College soulmate pair. Wishes she could talk to spiders.
Groomsman
Future brother-in-law. Doesn’t accept he’s a hipster.
Bridesmaid
Designated friend “mom.” An accomplished lawyer, yet a Twilight fan.
Groomsman
High school dorm-mate. Put him in between two hamburger buns and he’d fit right in.
Bridesmaid
College roommate. Proud to be a ginger.
Groomsman
High school roommate. Tickle war loser.
Bridesmaid
Fellow NNHS Asian club exec board member. Can see over the steering wheel.
Groomsman
Sigma Chi fraternity brother. 50% fish. 50% grizzly bear.
Bridesmaid
Equally tortured AP Bio, AP Psych classmate. Will jump out of a closet in underwear for a grade.
Groomsman
Orthopedic co-resident. Substitute girlfriend when Bo is unavailable.
Officiant
Chi Omega “pledge grandmother.” Cincinnati expert.
Groomsman
Orthopedic co-resident. Bad news.