Although three cats, two humans and an overflowing whiskey bar can get pretty cozy in an 850 sq ft apartment, we're looking to upgrade. Help us get a jumpstart on our first (owned) home as a gen-u-ine married couple and place your bets on how long it takes before a baby joins the family.

Ermagherd. We're goin' to Europe! We've decided to spend our honeymoon exploring Germany (ahem, Oktoberfest) and Croatia. We're a couple of beer, train ticket, Airbnb-buying fools. If you want to help us out, we'd be forever grateful. We'll even send you a pic from the trip to say thank you!P.S. The picture here is of us traveling for the first time (together).

Hallo! Willst du die Party am Laufen halten? Kaufen Sie uns eine Runde Bier auf dem Oktoberfest! Wir werden dort auf unserer Hochzeitsreise sein. In other words ... Hello! Want to keep the party going? Buy us a round of beers at Oktoberfest! We'll be there on our honeymoon.