We are currently cooking on a stove older than the stove in your parents' house that Brandon bought for $25 off craigslist which only works on high and off. Please help Anita stop cursing at the stove.

Please help us purchase a dishwasher with a working soap dispenser and the ability to dry dishes without having to leave the door open.

We would really enjoy a new microwave with a turn table that works.

Help us get one of those fancy range hoods that actually suck out smoke for when Brandon tries to cook and burns things.

Pull out trash can caddy so our future kids don't eat garbage.